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• HEY, DARLIN, WE NEED TO TALK You know youre tight when you feel totally comfortable dropping a reality bomb when someone you love is being a walking anus. Friends dont let friends be assholes. Give that special someone a pack of Youre an Asshole Wipes, and theyll know its time to clean up their act.
• COVERS ALL SORTS OF COMMON ASSHOLE PROBLEMS A pack of Youre an Asshole Wipes is the perfect solution to leading asshole-related situations such as: tantrums, petty behavior, and general flares of assis holiosis. The discreet, travel-size pack will give your loved one a gentle nudge to knock that crap off and go back to being awesome.
• HILARIOUS UNISEX GAG GIFT FOR FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND COWORKERS Sharing a laugh brightens everyones day. Surprise someone with this lighthearted, vintage-inspired package of Asshole Wipes.
• A HEALTHY DOSE OF HUMOR Not only is this funny retro gift sure to catch your friends off guard and crack them up, theyre also useful moist wipes. Hilarious and handy are a winning combination.
• A WACKY, WEIRD GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION: Youre an Asshole Wipes are a rib-tickling addition to gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or care packages. Theyre also perfect for Secret Santa gifts or White Elephant Gift Exchanges.

Youre an Asshole Wipes

Everyone has their asshole moments. The easiest way to determine whether someone truly loves you or not is if they feel comfortable enough to call you out on it. Be a pal and let someone know you really care with a pack of our Youre an Asshole Wet Wipes.

Youre an Asshole moist wipes are your first defense against an asshole mess. Even the most stubborn a-hole is no match for a good, old-fashioned wipin!

Youre an Asshole Wet Wipes are perfect for anyone who drives you up the wall, but you couldnt bear a day without them. This saucy, vintage-inspired gift for adults is a weird stocking stuffer, fun white elephant idea, Secret Santa gift, or silly addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets for adults.

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